Woops!

Dear BYU Student,

First off I really am sorry for getting you wet when I ran through a puddle with my car. BUT in my defense you are a MORON! Let me let you in on a secret. The black stuff called asphalt with painted lines is for cars NOT people. Had you been on the side of the road we wouldn’t have had this problem. BUT no instead you decided to walk in the middle of the road. YOU forced me to the side of the road and forced me to drive into the puddle and in turn you got wet. So next time don’t get mad at me for your mistake. Walk on the side of the road or the sidewalk.

Sincerely,
Michael